About FitchRudolflI
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
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What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey or your life !
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George knocked on the door of his friend's
house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert
come out
to play?'
'No, said the mother, 'it's too
cold.'
'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play
?'
Pregnancy
What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
Grooming
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning, and
you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or
read the
paper?
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy
!
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
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If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!
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Q: What is the difference
between a violist
and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be
aspirins.
VolkerGisliiM
What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer
keyboard then!
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What's the difference between a
psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of
rats!
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
kill
himself by
.swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he
began to feel better.
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Why does a blonde keep
empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for those who don't drink!
NiguelAdlarhs
Yo mama so old that when she was in school
there was no history class.
SeelyPaulocXN
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
The quarter,
because it has less sense (cents).
VoistitoevitzBerinhardHM
Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of
hands.
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But let's get real here guys, I mean who
exactly are we kidding
? A
husband controls his wife in much the
same manner as a barometer
controls the weather.
BromlyDukeEe
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
his monster?
On a piece rate.
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